i wish the timestamps were accurate so that i really had 3 more hours before i had to go to bed.

i'm working at the bakery tomorrow which means waking up at 5:30 (or as tyler will argue: alarm at 5:30, awake by 6) which means going to bed at 11 which means its already past my bedtime but it also means that sometimes when you're pretending to be a grown person you can't go to sleep at 11 because it's stupid. caitlin made a wonderful giant meal and i'm laying in bed feeling it move through all the parts of my digestive system as we 'speak'. i'm anxiously waiting for the results of my food allergy test to come in the mail so that maybe i can know if i have to just stop eating something and i'll feel fine. which would be great. but very sad for the thing i can no longer eat, and for me who can no longer eat it.

ok, i gotta say, FINALLY to amber. too bad you were already voted worst blogger in the world ever even before your first post. you've got an uphill battle, my friend. welcome, regardless.

also, as an explanation to why there is a 'vermont' and the time stamp is so f'd up.... well, i'm an idiot. not for the time stamp thing because it did that to me too when i started my first blog and i only just figured out how to change it. i need to log into the account and fix it. but for the actual 'i'm an idiot' moment i started a whole new account (gmail and all) for whyarewesofunny the person because i thought i couldn't just add it on to my existing account which i later found out i could. so when i was registering whyarewesofunny the person it asked for a display name and i typed 'vermont' because i felt confused. needless to say, vermont is a contributor, if not the founder, of our dear blog even though he refuses to participate and may even be a worse blogger than amber. but i doubt it. ;)

finally involved

busted.

dont fear or fret my friends i have finally arrived!!! i have no clue how to begin to explain the treacherous journey to which i have endured to arrive, but i made it and thats all that matters, lets me honest with ourselves. while ice fisihing in antarctica i have found time to finally blog.

ive recently been quite busy dealing with scary mover men who call me babe and sugar on the phone and "fugget abut it" style lingo to go ahead and tell me that its going to be 1800 dollars and to be honest with ourselves and rent a van. okay thanks. i got it. soooo... my american express card and i have been batteling it out, deciding which path indeed would be best to follow.... and cleaning my room? lets be honest with ourselves... and endless journey and task.

ive spent my days in dire need of some friend drinking dancing action and just wanting to watch movies. is that so bad? fizzle you would be upset and jealous to hear that i got a thai chicken wrap.. have you got yours yet? after our brief discussion of sorts the other day i decided i could wait no longer and most positively indulge in one, followed by my sister eating the other half behind my back and myself being .. well.. flustered.

murda i cannot believe you are in california.. i talked to you on th ephone and totally forgot to ask about it, i was too enthralled in how dumb i may look trying to configure the do-it-yourself auto wash and not make a total fool out of myself. anyone know anyone in the market for a ten year old wrangler?? hmm....

i fret to say i have nothing positvely phenomenal to share besides tyler and i 's brief "taste of the good life" full of champagne and caviar.. minus the caviar and the fact that it was ridiculously warm today... global warming. interesting. love you all, i know your proud that i actually made it on......
xoxoxoxoxo

OK-I guess I'll blog again

What are you guys doing that you cant spend time with me on the interweb?
also
of course you NEED therapy
Devon, your crazy
also
we have been inflitrated.
monet the hilarious girl that I work with did a not so hilarious turned
into hilarious thing which was telling everyone at dinner that I have a
blog-she said the name: "and its called why are we so funny" and then
she said when you get back to DC read it at
"www.whyarewesofunny.blogspot.com"
then i peed my pants
THEN Jacob got his cellphone technology out in the palm of his hand and
read it outloud at the table
if i was white i would have blushed
but I'am brown so I didnt...well i might have but it was dark in the
resturant but I bet I did.
she and others that I work with are probably reading this as we speak
I vote that we vote Amber Pich the worst blogger of 2008:

mercedes, you'll be happy to know that i think i need therapy.

Why are people wearing uggs it is 65 degrees

i facebooked Amber and told her that she needs to get on the ball and send devy ONE email address that she wants to use, needless to say no response yet. Wait did she decide on the name Vermont or did you make that up Devon?

What I thought was funny was Nafisa's correct accusation about how long it will take me to get the awesome picture on our awesome blog. I actually am now posting in the West coast time zone. I sent Drew a text when I landed in San Fran at 9:27 am, and I left at 5 am I text Drew when it was noon in D.C that time zones are like time travel because well they are...

I am drinking chai tea in this beautiful living room that is basically allll windows looking out onto an old land fill that has pipes coming out of it to let the toxic gases escape... but when you turn to one side you cant see the landfill just the tops of palm trees.

Fisa-and devon maybe we are hipsters, maybe we need to accept it? maybe well not maybe but of course we are the best form of hipsters there ever were! You will make that movie fi da-your dream sequence will become a reality of tight denim ,vans, white oversized sun glasses, long necklaces, wearing the most awkward thing possible... and enjoying what devon likes to call "art" which is really just folding paper which any human over the age of three with a posible thumb can do...on the lower east side. sweeping your side bangs out of your eyes.

I hate student loans, but love Fleetwood Mac

There is a margarita party here in San Diego in two hours, and I am exhausted. Meanwhile I am blogging while the ppl in the room with me are talking about Ethiopia and religion...

no body thought "blog ya later" was hilarrrrious?

also check out my comment on devons post about funny votes. its important and funny
lovies!!

triple sidenote: vermont really needs to step up cause she hasn't been contributing diddlysquatshit to this blog. slacker. yeah, i said it...

sidenote: are we posting from the west coast or something, cause these times are reallyyy off. doublesidenote: i feel like such a hipster. blogging. maybe i'll get picked up to write my own screenplay and i'll cast m.cera in the main role and we'll fall in love and make ceradodi babies ceriedoodie poopies and it'll be great and lovelysplendid. *dream sequence ends*